Having romped into third place in Gorton and Denton, Labour is celebrating its success with a word salad | Marina Hyde
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/27/gorton-and-denton-labour-polls-keir-starmerGot battered at the polls? No problem. Just act like voters want more of what you’re selling – not considerably less
As David Lammy put it on Thursday in a dispatch from Gorton and Denton: “Only Labour can stop Reform.” And listen, stopping them by taking third place and haemorrhaging half your support from a general election that took place 19 months ago in an area where you haven’t lost an election for almost 100 years is definitely an intriguing way to do it.
Only the Tories sound more furniture-munchingly insane after the Green win last night, announcing the result shows that “only the Conservatives have the experience, the plans and the team to ensure a stronger economy and a stronger country”. Guys? Your candidate LOST THEIR DEPOSIT. Your candidate pulled in the worst ever English byelection result in Conservative party history. This is a bit like the German military surfacing the morning after Operation Bagration in 1944, surveying the wreckage of the eastern front and declaring: “Lads, we’ve got this. Trust the process!”
Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist
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