Don’t mention the Iron Dome: comedy genius Kemi on warpath at Tory conference | John Crace
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/06/kemi-badenoch-britannia-shield-conservative-conference‘It’s a Britannia Shield’ announcement proves no one does farcical improv better than the Conservative leader
Just another day in Crapland. It’s amazing what you can get used to. You can’t say the Tories haven’t put a lot of thought into their party conference. It takes some programming skill to make every day even more dismal than the last. You come expecting very little and get even less.
Schopenhauer would be in dreamland. The very act of being has never felt so inconsequential. Yet there’s something very comforting about this. You leave the Birmingham theme park attraction feeling better about yourself than when you arrived. Who knew abject failure could be so much fun? You find yourself congratulating some members on being able to dress themselves. A curious hybrid of an endangered species and care in the community?
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